5 days ago   •   139,478 notes   •   VIA alyseofwonderland   •   SOURCE thetechnicolortrenchcoat

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

5 days ago   •   23,050 notes   •   VIA chambergambit   •   SOURCE cosimaniehaus11

i-effed-it-all-up:

there are some fan theories that u read and are like holy shit that is spot on and then there are others that u read and are like “do u even watch the show”

5 days ago   •   393,927 notes   •   VIA ichthygirl   •   SOURCE lucithor
  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
5 days ago   •   9,673 notes   •   VIA chambergambit   •   SOURCE singlepatriotsinyourarea
morebadbookcovers:

zpxlng:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

Amazing. Amazing. I will never be able to write satire as good as the real thing, and it kills me inside.
I kind of hope this was ghostwritten by someone less insane; I hope they had a blast.
My favourite bit is the dirty dancing bit because he got to the end of the sentence and realised he’d have to use ‘dance’ twice and sat there for twenty minutes going, “There’s got to be another way of saying ‘square dance’,” and there is but it’s ‘barn dance’ which is even clumsier, and he sat there for ages doing that and eventually gave up. He did a big sigh and if it was a ghostwriter he went, “It’s not worth it; who cares,” but if it was the real guy he went, “No, that’s good. That’s… that sounds good. Sounds honest. This is good.”

Christ, what an asshole.

morebadbookcovers:

zpxlng:

singlepatriotsinyourarea:

this is the real first page of a real book by a real Fox News host

Amazing. Amazing. I will never be able to write satire as good as the real thing, and it kills me inside.

I kind of hope this was ghostwritten by someone less insane; I hope they had a blast.

My favourite bit is the dirty dancing bit because he got to the end of the sentence and realised he’d have to use ‘dance’ twice and sat there for twenty minutes going, “There’s got to be another way of saying ‘square dance’,” and there is but it’s ‘barn dance’ which is even clumsier, and he sat there for ages doing that and eventually gave up. He did a big sigh and if it was a ghostwriter he went, “It’s not worth it; who cares,” but if it was the real guy he went, “No, that’s good. That’s… that sounds good. Sounds honest. This is good.”

Christ, what an asshole.

#omfg  
5 days ago   •   186 notes   •   VIA queerturtle   •   SOURCE crucio

crucio:

unfriendly reminder that just because you read a bunch of gay smut doesn’t mean you’re not a queerphobic dickbag and a shitty “ally”

5 days ago   •   53,003 notes   •   VIA robert-downey-jesus   •   SOURCE dancinglashatumbai

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

5 days ago   •   589 notes   •   VIA queerturtle   •   SOURCE digitalfriend

digitalfriend:

why do people think scientists themselves are infallible like don’t you think it’s possible scientists will bring their sexism, their racism, their transphobia and anti-queerness into their fields. don’t you think it’s possible that these people are flawed and can be horrible.

especially considering the arrogance some hold because of their attitude that science is something that exists outside of the possibility of being affected by emotion and opinions and mistakes, which just pushes them further into this circlejerk community of assholes who ultimately are attempting to use science to simply push their own agendas.

5 days ago   •   139,808 notes   •   VIA inkystars   •   SOURCE horanmyselfout

horanmyselfout:

I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe

5 days ago   •   4,547 notes   •   VIA laugh-addict   •   SOURCE insta-gramcracker

insta-gramcracker:

when someone gives you some food thats your favourite because they dont like it

image

5 days ago   •   5,189 notes   •   VIA laugh-addict   •   SOURCE pizzerist

pizzerist:

if cartoons can wear the same outfits everyday well then so can i