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tatianathevampireslayer:

I’m still not over the fact that Delphine was not wearing matching underwear

like, u need proof that wasn’t just a spy bang? Beige bra and blue panties? that is not what you wear if you’re gonna spy bang someone

posted 6 days ago with 1,075 notes via source

handpickedhappiness:

dalekpoetry:

hetastein:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

beyoncevevo:

perfectgay:

what has four letters and is very hard

rock

math

life

This post got really deep really fast

….dick

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palmist:

i love this blooper 

soft-communism:

baeddelpherneliatakesthesquare:

greatboobsfortheproletariat:

In Communism there are no fuck buddies, we call them coitus comrades instead.

you mean cumrades amirite

❤☮folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☮❤

posted 1 week ago with 740 notes via source

Let’s play a game. It’s called: Find Luna.

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

mystinkybutt:

image

I didn’t even need to click the picture omg

posted 1 week ago with 91,788 notes via source

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

posted 1 week ago with 77,053 notes via source
chofee:

#OTP: Assholes in Love by stilesanderek

After being outed as bisexual in a sex tape scandal by his ex-girlfriend Kate, Derek struggles to find an acting job until he finally lands a promising role in an HBO supernatural show called Shapeshifters, in which he plays the main character. Derek instantly falls in love with the cast, with whom he has immense fun with, especially Stiles, whose relationship with Derek consists of mainly sarcastic and teasing remarks.
Which is why when Jackson shows him a fanart of Stiles and him having intense sex he gets confused and doesn’t understand this whole “Sterek” thing Jackson is talking about.

Commission for stilesanderek <3 Thank you for commissioning me and I’m so sorry I couldn’t post this any sooner! (I couldn’t find any functional free wifi, I’m so sorry D:)

chofee:

#OTP: Assholes in Love by stilesanderek

After being outed as bisexual in a sex tape scandal by his ex-girlfriend Kate, Derek struggles to find an acting job until he finally lands a promising role in an HBO supernatural show called Shapeshifters, in which he plays the main character. Derek instantly falls in love with the cast, with whom he has immense fun with, especially Stiles, whose relationship with Derek consists of mainly sarcastic and teasing remarks.

Which is why when Jackson shows him a fanart of Stiles and him having intense sex he gets confused and doesn’t understand this whole “Sterek” thing Jackson is talking about.

Commission for stilesanderek <3 Thank you for commissioning me and I’m so sorry I couldn’t post this any sooner! (I couldn’t find any functional free wifi, I’m so sorry D:)

posted 1 week ago with 667 notes via source

❝ Telling [children] that sex is ‘only between mommies and daddies’ is a lie that leads to confused, hormone-charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is ‘only something that happens when two people love each other very much’ is a lie that causes hormone-charged teenagers to confuse ‘love’ with ‘lust,’ or ‘obsession.’ It leads to leaps of logic like, ‘If I have sex with this person, we must be in love.’ Or worse: ‘If I love this person, I have to have sex with him or her.’ ❞

Lea Grover, "This Is What Sex-Positive Parenting Really Looks Like," HuffPosts: Parents (29 July 2014)

The last sentence!!

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cathy-inwonderland:

thelifeofafuckedupcollegeboy:

cathy-inwonderland:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Holy moly I am dead. Sweet Jesus clickety click the clickey link bc serious-fucking-ly that was the best decision I’ve ever made. Oh my sweet lord I watched that five times and unf I just wanna watch it again oh my god. (Also, the vid is sliiiiiiightly out of sync. But whatevs, it’s still perfect.)

I’ll just put this here.
He’s only playing an arrangement but it’s still absolutely amazing.

Oh my god thank you for adding this because guys, GUYS, Seriously! Watch him play, I got goosebumps all over, bc HOW DOES HE EVEN, my fingers would be bleeding by the time I’d be done (Can anyone notice that I’m not usually one for classical music…) Also, HE JUST FUCKING THREW HIMSELF ON THE PIANO, like, halfway through the vid I was like but how’s he gonna accomplish the endingOH

cathy-inwonderland:

thelifeofafuckedupcollegeboy:

cathy-inwonderland:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Holy moly I am dead. Sweet Jesus clickety click the clickey link bc serious-fucking-ly that was the best decision I’ve ever made. Oh my sweet lord I watched that five times and unf I just wanna watch it again oh my god.
(Also, the vid is sliiiiiiightly out of sync. But whatevs, it’s still perfect.)

I’ll just put this here.

He’s only playing an arrangement but it’s still absolutely amazing.

Oh my god thank you for adding this because guys, GUYS, Seriously! Watch him play, I got goosebumps all over, bc HOW DOES HE EVEN, my fingers would be bleeding by the time I’d be done
(Can anyone notice that I’m not usually one for classical music…)
Also, HE JUST FUCKING THREW HIMSELF ON THE PIANO, like, halfway through the vid I was like but how’s he gonna accomplish the ending
OH