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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

septembriseur:

Wow, OK, I had kind of conceptualized that Joss Whedon post along the lines of “here are some random thoughts that I’m gonna store behind a cut in case a few people are interested,” not expecting so many people to reblog it. But since there was so much interest, I ended up thinking about it more. And the direction my thinking took me in was this: what is it that women find attractive in male and female characters, and to what extent does this match up with what men assume that women find attractive in these characters?

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magic-bowtie-dreams-221b:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

rigormortisboy:

 (thewhipandtheunicorn)

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buscadoradevida:

this is the stupidest and funniest thing ever

#omg

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

#yes
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Closets and Parties: A Felony AU

eorroxsox:

geekdawson and I were talking about Felony last week, and this AU idea came up when we were talking about loving Protective Tony. So I decided to write a thing. I hope you like it :)

There’s a countdown. 

The people sitting around you, drunk and high out of their minds, are cheering you on to get in the closet. Cheering you on with numbers. “Sixteen, fifteen, fourteen, thirteen…”

The game is simple, when you’re sober. They spin a bottle, it lands on you. You go into the closet. You wait. Half a minute later, the bottle spins again, and it chooses someone to follow you in. He, she, or they gets in the closet with you. And you make out, or have sex, or awkwardly avoid hooking up. It’s your slight hesitation, the quick glance towards the door, that sparked the countdown.

You’re only a little buzzed standing up. “Ten, nine, eight….”

The voices follow you into the closet and muffle when you shut the door on shouts of “Go get it son!” and “Spin it again, Cosima.” 

You lean against the door, tired, and you take it in. The closet’s tiny, but cozy. Pillows cover the floor like snowfall, with their white lace covers. Jackets and sweaters have been taken somewhere else, as the hangers are empty. The bottle is spinning outside, and you breathe in. You’re nervous, terrified actually, but you smile when everyone on the other side of the door goes nuts with the bottle’s selection. It’s probably Sarah, you think. With that kind of a reaction, it can only be your look-alike. 

Footsteps, loud and messy, approach the door, and it opens suddenly just as you take a step away from it. The light from the room coats the closet in visibility for a fraction of a second, before the door closes and you find yourself face to face with someone you don’t know. A scrawny kid, probably a freshman. 

"Fuckin’…shit, hi there." He says in a warm British accent as he falls on top of you. “Whoops.” 

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit