he was a boy
she was a girl
can i make it any more heteronormative
he was a punk, she did ballet
why couldnt they be gay
He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well
opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
and a coupon for 10% off.
there’s no part of this i don’t love
can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER
do you just ever see your fave character in a picture like
Knit one row a day for a year, matching the yarn color to the color of the sky that day.
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)